Jolly Time

So I was watching this chick flick the other night and it was terribly sad. And the tears, the tears were streaming down my face but my eyes were dry.

And that's when I realised that I was crying from my mouth. Tears were pouring from between my lips and dribbling down my chin.

So the next day I went to the dentist and I said to him, "My teeth are crying."

And he looked in my mouth and said, "You have sensitive teeth."

So I asked him, "What should I do about it?"

And he said, "Why don't you shut the fuck up?"